How the fuck did I end up at the White House Xmas Party?!

No, I'm not a "FED," but I guess that's what a FED would say. Explaining how I met President Biden.

I get it - I’m a fucking nobody. In light of recent rumors and conspiracy theories suggesting that my photo with Joe Biden means I’m a “FED,” I’d like to clear things up a bit and share how I actually ended up at the White House Christmas Party. And no, you are not ENTITLED to info on my private life for free you fkn creeps.